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Goldman: Quant Hedge Funds Have To Do Better, Be Less Quant-y

Quantitative hedge funds, which really stunk up the joint two years ago, are getting some tough love from a guy who knows just how bad it can get. Robert Litterman is head of quantitative resources at...

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Goldman Sachs Not Only Wall Street Firm To Get In On Icing Phenom

Last week we mentioned that Goldman Sachs, in spite of the assumption it was immune from taking part in peasant-like drinking games, had played host to at least one confirmed icing on its premises at...

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Overzealous Employee Of Midtown Hedge Fund Want You To Learn From His Mistakes

A Double Down challenge occurred last Friday at 1PM. Man on man (in this case, employee v intern), thirty minutes, as fast as they could get ‘em in there. Luckily I was long gone by then but I’ve been...

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Citadel Getting Into The Quant Business

Former Knight Capital executives will run the new unit. Jamil Nazarali, 43, and Matt Cushman, 37, will join Citadel in September and report to Griffin, said Devon Spurgeon, a spokeswoman for...

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Steve Cohen Gives The People What They Want

Or at least one of the things on a wish list that includes a revealing 12-month wall calendar, Zamboni rides, a full deck of cards, karaoke night, an invite to the manse for spaghetti with anchovies,...

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SAC Capital Quants Don’t Do This “Conference Room A, Conference Room B” Crap

They also need a ruling on Lagrange versus Laplace. “The head of SAC’s quant shop recently introduced a new nomenclature for the various parcels of conference room tract under his command. Rather than...

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Obama Reelection Campaign Looking To Hire A Few Good Quants

If you know anyone who’s interested. Continue reading »Follow Dealbreaker on Twitter or become a fan on Facebook.Tags: Biff Basness's dream gig, elections, hiring watch, jobs programs, Obama, Quants

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The Whale and the Quants

If you’d like some non-real-time insight into the London Whale, may I highly recommend this oral history, by Edinburgh sociologists Donald MacKenzie and Taylor Spears, of how investment banks came to...

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D.E. Shaw Geniuses Build Their Greatest Model Yet

Do you worship at the Temple of Chipotle? Do you refuse to make use of the online order option that allows you to bypass the line, as one half of Team Dealbreaker does, but unlike said burrito lover,...

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Banks Continue To Enjoy Their Once-In-Four-Years Fun

The entire world outside the borders of the United States of America is transfixed by the Quadrennial International Tournament of Soccer, or “World Cup,” which began yesterday when one country that...

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Steve Cohen Is A Quant Now

Well, he's not, but 30 of his new employees are.

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Hedge Fund Manager Presses Button, Sits Back, Lets Yen Roll In

This hedge fund manager lets his machines do the talking.

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Machines Now Beating Humans At Calling Market Bottoms

The robots have won.

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What Quantitative Investors Can Learn From the Election

Trump represents uncharted territory for investors. But scrappy analysts can still do some useful charting.

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Two Sigma Taking Crowdsourcing Approach To Trading Algorithms

Quants' job security may not be so secure after all.

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Is Your Fund Manager A Quant Or A Monkey With A Dart?

What? It's a fair question.

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Jim Cramer Is Long Humanity

Terminator 6: Mad Money

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Quantitative Was Fun While It Lasted

Has anyone out there thought about having humans pick stocks?

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The Nerds Have Won: Wall Street Edition

Get ready to report to the kind of people whose heads you used to stick in toilets.

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Hedge Fund Manager Engineering His Own Obsolescence

Muhammed Yesilhark is this close to turning things over to 40 electronic versions of himself.

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